Modern Jesus- Shooting Hoops


Modern Jesus- Shooting Hoops

from 30.00

Proceeds go to: 
Doctors Without Borders

Jesus is having a little trouble making the game winning basket, lets pray to give him the power to accomplish his remedial sports goal while millions starve across the world.

People, come on, pls. 

With the new times coming, and modern science becoming accessible to a good chunk of the world, Jesus just isn't taking it so well. 

Thats why we here at Absence of Clothing are giving the man with a plan a makeover, with a modern twist to better match the appeal and perception of this figure in present day existence. 

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This special shirt is printed on high quality American Apparel, Unisex, and are awesome(and awesome to wear) garments! 

All of our merchandise promises at least 50% of our profits to charity(Do good, look good, without god).

For an extra $4 on your shirt order, we will donate a shirt to the Homeless Nexus to help the homeless in need, and for $8 extra we will donate TWO shirts! Absence of Clothing is working alongside Homeless Nexus in Dallas Texas to help those who have close to nothing. If you choose to donate, half of the proceeds will STILL go to towards the shirts designated charity!  

2XL and 3XL sizes cost $2 more each to produce, so they might be a little more at checkout.

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